rockin' my world.

ACT.386 - I HATE CATS .

cats are such ungrateful pussies . unlike dogs , they can never be men's best friend .

at my working place , there's this self proclaimed resident cat who's here everyday . Me and the other security guard took pity upon it , cause initially , it keeps moaning and moaning [ u know , those type of ask u go sympathise it one ] . So ok , i was like , oh great , i have nth to give it to eat . felt guilty , it must have been real hungry .

So the next day , i gave it my KFC leftover food , it ate the entire KFC chicken including the bones [ and YEAH , i bet u get constipation after that ] . so i was rather shocked , wow , you've gotta be real hungry .

the day after , i actually went to NTUC and buy cat food , FANCY FEAST $0.95 , bought the cheap one cause it was in a more convenient packing . gave it to eat , and yeah , it sure even licked the floor after finishing .

then at nite , it freaking scratched me . luckily , i had fair reflexes to back off . and only one tiny millilitre of blood could be seen on my finger .

heard from my superiors , the cat actually bit my peer . after giving it food , buying food , playing with it , giving it shelter .

freaking CAT , forget about getting anything from me , u PUNK .


no wonder dogs are so much cuter and adorable than cats . even stray dogs are grateful to u . live on ur own and stop moaning everyday , u piece of crap .


ALL CATS SHLD DIE . well , ok , maybe not all . but this cat shld just get lost . =)


what a post to vent frustration bcos of a stray cat . lol.

posted by Ben @ 4/03/2006 10:26:00 PM